FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo
IM SO ANGRY THAT PINEAPPLES DONT GROW ON TREES
THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH YOU DOTN EVEN KNOW
I don’t need to go to college I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials
parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*
JOAN HAS AWAKEN FROM HER COMA!!!!!!!! SATAN HAS FREED HER!!!!!
a drake-themed party where we listen to drake and watch old episodes of degrassi and play musical chairs to “anaconda” but most importantly we just act very kind to each other in a way that is sometimes almost weird
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
there’s always one character that you would actually go out and buy a body pillow of, even if you find body pillows disgusting. there’s always one exception.